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29 November 2007

The Toddler Owner's Manual

It's written as if you just bought a Dell, this book is great for the new parent overwhelmed by the fact that their child is a living creature that responds to stimuli. I wish I had this in Moscow.

It covers everything you need to know to convert your 1.0 model into a 2.0 model: Fuel Requirement Guidelines, Eating Malfunctions, Waste Disposal and Behavior Protocols. Diagrams and charts assist you with system crashes and security flaws. It even comes with an Owner's Certificate.

My favorite lines in the book so far: toddlers do not need to use knives and never take the toddler out of the car seat while driving.

28 November 2007

whoa!

Susan sent me the solution to all my problems!  Now I have to think of a new blog tagline...there IS a manual.  I am totally reading this tonight.

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the island of Sodor is in my livingroom

Monday was the czar's name day.  In Greece it replaces the birthday and everyone and their mother calls and wishes you "khronya polla!" which translates to "many more years."  In America, it's just another day to get gifts, for the little ones anyway...Last night the czar's godfather came for dinner bearing gifts: three Thomas the Tank Engine train sets. Construction went on for almost five hours and the czar was in awe of his surroundings the entire time. If he didn't like his godfather before, he sure as hell does now. 

What a bunch of nuts.

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27 November 2007

spreadin' the word

Alliance for Children has been reaccredited in Russia! 

Ah, seems like yesterday that I was busting my ass for that March 13 accreditation deadline...I can't thank them enough for all they did for me: accepted my application mid-December, had my dossier in St. Petes by February, got me a referral by mid-March, got me to Russia for the start of April, redid my homestudy at the end of April, and had me home on July 10 with my son. Just awesome.

 

26 November 2007

for Kate..and anyone else looking for a good read

(drumroll please)

The New York Times 100 Notable Books of 2007.

25 November 2007

holiday weekend overstilmulation anyone?

Things I've Had Thrown at Me Today
1) Thomas the Tank Engine train tracks
2) Thomas the Tank Engine battery operated train
3) a much bigger plastic train
4) a grilled cheese sandwich
5) a Melissa and Dough wooden train block
6) a Nuby bottle

Things Heard All Day
1) Noooo
2) Papa?!!?
3) Mama?!!?

Plus, some foot stomping, head swinging and arm shaking...I am so drinking tonight. Really. Sutter Home White Zinfandel is on the counter waiting.

23 November 2007

jingle, jingle...

Thanksgiving has come and gone...We spent the afternoon and evening at my mom's where the czar dined on Dora the Explorer spaghettios. He refused everything else.  He spent most of the day running from room to room, hiding under tables, flirting with every female and chasing my mom's cat. 

'Tis the season for Starbucks' peppermint mocha coffee!  And Christmas.

I've always been fond of Manhattan's radiant glow this time of year and how every street corner has (well, used to have) its own pretzel or nut vendor. Great smells to help you tolerate the freezing temperatures. After so many years of bah-hum-bug (which I just can't get into right now because I'm in a good mood), I get to enjoy this holiday season. Really. I am so thankful and fortunate to have a little boy in complete awe of his surroundings. He has no idea what this season is about and it's up to me to paint this picture. That is a wonderful thing. When he saw a Christmas tree in Lord & Taylor (in freakin' October), his eyes widened, he pointed and emitted a loud "ohhhhhhh!!!" It was magical and a taste of what was to come. On Wednesday we found ourselves wandering around the mall gawking at the festive decorations: "look at the bear!," oh, a reindeer!," "That's Santa!" His excitement got me excited. It was cool.

And here is our photo with Santa...and we didn't break his legs. That was also cool.

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21 November 2007

awesome adoption stuff

YES!!! for Lisa...and YES!!! for Erin ...and still doing a YES!!! for Susan because she seems to be on schedule.

woohooo!

random photos and video

I'm sory folks...I  just lack the brain function to get some paragraphs out. I do have some visuals to keep you entertained. I also got the video thing to work. Go friggin' figure...

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19 November 2007

The PPR

Our social worker (the woman who saved us with an emergency homestudy update to bring my son home) booked our post placement visit. We're set for December 9. I can't believe I'm doing a PPR. We'll be home five months then. FIVE FREAKIN" MONTHS.  Five months since I busted a glass table at the Angleterre. Five months since we trashed Kate's flat. Five months since my son's first bath -- that was horrific. Five months since the suicidal overnight train to Moscow. Five months since the flight from hell. I think I changed five diapers on that flight...gotta look that up. 

And I still can't grasp that I'll have a two year old. What the hell happened?

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